- Stupid Person: Why does your guitar only have four strings?
- What you want to say: IT'S A FUCKING BASS YOU RETARDED IDIOT!
- What you really say: Well that is because its a Bass Guitar.
Source: music-is-life-mjk
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
Source: pokem0n-master
“…couldnt answer when you rang back because my phone’s broke”
thats why youre texting me from it now… you really that dull?
fuck off.
That fucking victory sip at the end, hahahahaha
(via grand-unification)
Source: stronger-faster-harder-wiser
- Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- Australian Person: ITS FUCKING FREEZING!
Source: wrennyjen
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Kiplin, 16, Wales